Goat Mountain (The Treacherous Hill Climb of the Ibex Formally Known as Rampage)

Have you ever thought, Man those goats jumping up and down those gigantic mountains were boring? NO YOU HAVENT! BECAUSE THERE IS NO GREATER SITE IN THE WORLD! THE GOAT FORMALLY KNOWN AS RAMPAGE MAKES SLIGHT WORK OF ANY VERTICALLY CHALLENGED SITUATIONS YOU MAY HAVE FOUND YOURSELF IN..... EVER FROM ROCK TO ROCK AND TREE TO TREE YOU JUMP LIKE A MAJESTIC IBEX OF THE NORTH, CLIMBING TO YOUR HEARTS DESIRE, UNTIL YOU REACH THE SUMMIT OF YOUR DREAMS AND STAND VICTORIOUS ATOP THE MOUNTAIN TOP OF MARVELOUSNESS. YOU DONT KNOW HOW TO PLAY? GREAT! IF YOU DID I WOULD EXPECT NOTHING LESS THAN 4 PAGE PAPER ON...