guys, youre making Jesus sad

Jesus loves you, but is also verrry confused. Why do you have a 5Gb folder of BTS Jimin pics. What is a thot? Who are zoomers? Do outcels exist? Explore the worlds first 100% Christian VR Game. Play through 4 hour bible study sessions and mandatory prayer breaks. Your Oculus Quest will automatically detect if a bible is present in the room and will turn off if its not the King James version. Only sissies read the NLT version. Walk through heaven in virtual reality as Gods disapproving gaze asks why you have a body pillow of 2D cartoon character. This game came to me in a sweaty fever dream 3 m...