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Dearest EMPLOYEE NAME HERE, I come to you under dire circumstance. I have received word that, as of today, our ambiguous-product production is at an all-time low. We fear this may be your fault. Your fellow co-workers are cramming themselves into the halls to form an oddly organized line converging on your cubicle workstation. Solve at least 75% or more of their requests for the following 3 days and you will not be terminated. Failure to address this request will result in immediate termination ...