HELP: The Illuminati captured my family and are forcing me to make this game

Help the brave, honorable, amazing, cool and handsome Illuminati save the earth from overpopulation! Love the Illuminati, they are just great, what friendly people, save me, they make great coffee, too. Controls for Windows/HTML5: Return to game title -> menu -> collection title -> Exit game - EscapeSelect - ADeselect - SMove cursor - Arrow keysAdvance text - AFullscreen (Windows) - CTRL+Return (text is a bit small, this might help)Fullscreen (Web) - Theres a small button Controls for Dreamcast (and controller): Return to game title -> menu -> collection title -> Exit game - A+B+X+Y+START (Sta...