Hermit Hemp Farmer

Test your skills in this fast paced action packed Farming FPS! You play as an old curmudgeonly hemp grower living in the mountains. How much hemp can you harvest and sell while being bombarded by Chads, Hipster Lawyers, State Inspectors, abominable plant diseases, and dudes spraying illegal pesticides? You start with 5 minutes and your trusty old shotgun and a pair of trim scissors. The object of the game is to plant hemp seeds in your greenhouse. Watch as the hemp grows right before your eyes! ...