Holidays in Harkmall

Welcome back to your small, Christmas-themed hometown! You are Rowan, a junior reporter working at Buzzread. After your most recent listicle flopping, youre on the hunt for the next big Christmas hit, and it just so happens to land you in your hometown of Harkmall, Massachusetts, aka everyones mental image of a Christmas village. From "theres only one bed" to getting into sexy snowball fights, Harkmall is rife with Christmas cliches thatll make you think, "hey, is this an affectionate parody of a certain franchise of Christmas movies?" Characters Rowan (name and appearance changeable): The mai...