How The Grinch SHOULD Have Ended

So, guys, I just got out of cryogenic storage, And it looks like the world has . . . gone off its porridge? Theres illness and violence, wars fought for AN INCH, But WORST of all is WHAT YOU PEOPLE DID TO THE GRINCH! You took him off in such strange directions, Now, I feel its WELL past time for corrections! Ill admit . . . I was wrong about how The Grinch ended, Please accept this new book . . . and let all be amended! --Dr. Seuss (A story from the creator of Qabara the Artist, Sex Robot Road Trip, and Crunchy Lunch.)