I Want To Woo The Handsome Great Chief of Northern Meldrec!

What youre playing right now is a demo! Only Day 1 is playable, and dialogue/events are subject to change in the future. DISCLAIMER: I do not own Epic 7 or any of the Epic 7 characters portrayed here. This was made solely as a high-quality joke, and I do not intend to make any profits off of this. This is essentially an elaborate fanfiction. Anyway, with that said, I present to you all the stupidest, yet highest quality shitpost idea Ive ever created that only appeals to me. Everyone is bi in this game and none of them can deal with the self-insert main characters thirsty simping self. Feature...