Icelandic viking vs pineapple pizza

Submission for the Linux game jam 2017I made this small game to test my game engine yirl:https://github.com/cosmo-ray/yirl Icelandic viking vs pineapples pizzas begin 20 years after you launch this game. You are [player name][player father name]sson, an Icelandic viking, fighting the great 22nd century holy war, "the pinapple pizza war", The great President Gudni Johannesson said "I would ban pineapple pizza if I could"(or something similar, I didnt find the quote) These holy words created a secret order: "The Anti Pineapple Pizza Guard" You are a member of this order : You fight ! So the asse...