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I made this on a zoom call with a friend while laughing my head off Enjoy this piece of horror. "H m.. I dont know." -Friend. "DONT ACTUALLY WRITE THAT DONT ACTUALLY WRITE THAT." -Same friend "Did you actually write that :(" -Again, same friend "Im worried." -The friend "Thank you very much :D" -Friendo "I give up- L I F E" -Friendneddecdedhcefwgfiulcgydsriyewdfucgsnf , "I give up on life*" -Friend, Im sorry m