In The Shadow Of My Opponents Fingers: I Love To Fight

Years ago in a nondescript land, a man with a large palm wrote musings of the art of “BUARTE”. Modern techniques such as Jiu Jitsu and Taekwondo prevailed through time and culture with martial arts centres teaching these techniques to this day. However, the art of “BUARTE” has always been known to be the most powerful of them all. Perhaps it was a good sign this technique of old was left to time? You are a young child called SMACKO. After a Man-Sized Ant bit your hand one fateful evening, it has swelled to unethical proportions. Was it fate that your hand became large in tandem with your name?...