Innie the Outie

Youve been born into the middle of an epic battle. Bad luck for you but theres a bright side. Some nearby babies, band aids, pistols, and turds need your help, and you need theirs! The evil floatlords have been blocking all the progress with incomprehensible amounts of red tape. Gather your troops and take them down. The ally trading screen can be accessed during a pause. Manage your allies efficiently because the enemies do shoot their tape at your progressively faster as the zones advance. You...