Intern: An Interns Guide to Maintaining Internal Rage

Welcome to your first day at *REDACTED*! This new employee guide comes to you directly from the Far Corner Devs. We here at *REDACTED* thank you for joining our family. You may have heard people refer to this job as: - Monotonous - Passion devouring - A complete waste of shareholder funds However we as your human resource department would like to assure you that our employees have reported a massive 6.9% satisfaction rate... thats up on last quarter! Things can be stressful on your first day, so heres some tips to get you started: - You can use the W,A,S,D keys to move. - E to interact (Follow...