Jan Ken Crush

The evil CEO of the Forpes Group, the multi-planetary corporation, known as Conkis has forced its employees (every galactic citizen) to compete in an infernal Rock Paper Scissors (Jan Ken Pon in Japan (thus the title)) tournament. The winner will earn the right to claim the title of Grand Champion and earn a shot to battle Conkis itself. Upon the declaration creating this perverse tournament, Conkis also said it would vaporize the entire galaxy for sport and amusement if the Grand Champion canno...