Jared Genesis: UNPLUGGED

BATTLE IT OUT IN THE STREETS OF KINGWOOD TEXAS! Play as infamous internet lolcow Jared Genesis! Find & drink Piss Bottles and eat Hungry Man Meals! Break into peoples basements & sleep in their beds to regain health and chi energy! Get rejected constantly by women! Learn dope spells and use wacky weapons to defeat the haters! Featuring Jason David Frank, Dark Ninja, Hatman, Nightbreed, Negative Cr33p, Mr. M, Alpha Male, and of course, KRIST! [YOU MOTHERFUCKER]