JOB HUNTING 9000

[warning !!! this game involes heavy descriptions and graphic imagery of gore (blood, organs, body horror, guns, eye trauma, etc.), eyestrain, swearing, and some nsfw jokes. please play at your own discretion! it might not be suitable for a young audience.] [i also reccomend playing it downloaded as opposed to in browser for best experience...] !!!!!!!!!D8 OR DIE!!!!!!! AHH YOUHAVE A SEXY GUARDIANANGELDEMONPRINCEROBOTVAMPIRESPIRITCREATUREBOYFRIENDTHING NOW IN THIS 20 OR SO MINUTE LONG (parody)VISUAL NOVEL OF A MILLENUEM WITH A TOTAL OF 7 DIFFERNT ENDINGS!!!!!!! AND U TOTALLY NEED TO HAVE A SUC...