Kidnap The Princess Because... I Dont Know

A lonely, failed, and immensely huge evil overlord decides to kidnap a princess to marry so that he wont need to be alone. After failing miserably, he teams up with a tiny fairy thief and sets out on the quest to kidnap a princess yet again! Will he fail miserably anyway or find someone to share his life with? Thats up to you! Follow a heartwarming story about friendship and loneliness over the course of several intricate platform levels! (4 levels, to be precise... you can do it!) Alternate bet...