Kobold Blender Tycoon

"If I had a dollar for every kobold I put in the blender, Id be making money in a very weird way." -- Mitch Hedberg, approximately CW: Cartoon sadism. (Consensual!) A friend of mine is really into kobolds and kind of a masochist, so I made a game where you put kobolds through the blender and drink it. There arent really any mechanics, but it pretends to be a management sim because I think thats funny. Have fun! (Soundtrack: Piano Sonata No. 1, Carl Maria von Weber)