Lamp?

You were an elevator operator your whole life. Every day you had the pleasure of making sure every worker in the building arrived safe and sound to their destinations. You were the happiest person on Earth, and only death could change that... and so it did. One tragic night, just before your work day was over, you suffered a heart attack and because you were mid-way between floors, you ended up dying right there, on the elevator. Most people go either to heaven or hell when they die, but not you...