Legend of Equip > Pants

The Legend of Equip > Pants is a vintage 2013 pantsventure RPG for busy people who appreciate only the choicest, most delicious puns. It takes place in an alternate universe where an old man in a cave would hand Link some wooden underwear instead of a sword (if there were old men living in caves). The game unveils itself as a series of brief episodes because who has the energy to stay invested in 40-hour long RPG plots anymore? I sure dont.