LET ALL MORTAL FLESH KEEP SILENCE!

A 1-PAGE RPG where you and your friends, an ELITE STRIKE TEAM of QUESTIONABLY COMPETENT ANGELS travel to EARTH and WREAK HAVOC against FOOLISH MORTALS. LIVE THE DREAM by playing classes such as: the OLD TESTAMENT ANGEL, the RIPPED, SHIRTLESS ANGEL, and the EXTREMELY HIGH-LEVEL SEAGULL. BRING THE NOISE with EPIC QUESTS such as THE FOOT OF ST. SWITHUN BANK HEIST, and ASSASSINATING THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES! WIELD EPIC POWERS such as DESTROYING ENTIRE CITIES and SUMMONING ONE TUB OF PHILAD...