Leuko May Cyte

Once upon a time, there was a certain someone with 5ish liters of blood. After eating some bad Chipotle, their bloodstream was put under siege by a new hyper-aggressive strain of mutant E. coli. Fortunately for them, playing unconscionable amounts of Devil May Cry has turned their blood cells into combo-crazy lunatics! Develop immunities! Regain lost plasm! Reach levels of combo beyond the ken of a single-celled organism!