Lockdown Lover

It feels like years since youve even seen another human. I mean, being inside for months isnt too hard, right? You got family, technology, food -- perfect. Wrong. You have none of those things (unless you count that weird ten year old tin in the back of your cupboard food). Face it: Youre alone. No friends. No family. All you have is the TV and the microwave and - oh - that cheap knock-off blender you swore youd use as part of a New Years Resolution which lasted all of 5 days. Would be weird if ...