Lootmaster

Why do I gotta do everything around here. I swear these idiots wouldnt know to wipe their own ass if I werent around. Yeah, Ill look after all the loot. Nah, it would be too hard to carry it around all the time, I agree. Oh, twenty goblin bones? Dont know when youll need those. Oh its no trouble at all, I love looking after all this fucking garbage. Rusted coins? Yeah, maybe a collector will want these. What do I know? I just used to be a merchant, youre the smart one with the big sword. Fuck me...