Lost in Translation (Poodle Cult, mwahahavilah, Chris McGinnis)

You are Medi8tr(TM) Economy Translator Android v4, , helping to provide budget translation services to species trying to negotiate peace. Too bad your translation chips busted, right? If you can just fake it through one last gig, youll finally be able to afford to get patched up. Careful you dont get caught being defective though, or youll be decommissioned to protect the sterling reputation of Medi8tr(TM), the galaxys fifth favorite economy translating service.