LUCKLESS ENTREPRENEUR

Youre a genius inventor, the spark to ignite a new age. Its not your fault that everyone refuses to acknowledge it, the ingrates. Somehow you just never quite have the funding, the drive, the time, or some mixture of the three. Its only natural, with backers tapping their watches and sharpening their knives, that you might turn to a little extra-curricular activity to fill in the gaps to finally bring your dream project to life. (Comes in Squeaky Clean and Classic Yellow.) LUCKLESS ENTREPRENEUR ...