Lukewarm Ironclad

YOU_HAVE_BEEN_AUTOMATICALLY_ACCEPTED_FOR_EMPLOYMENT. STOP. DUE_TO_LACK_OF_APPLICANTS. STOP. YOU_ARE_TO_START_IMMEDIATELY. STOP. It is Sunday, 0 A.D., and the rubble of all human civilization isnt even done smoking yet – some patches of it are still on fire – and anyone trapped in it will have starved, thirsted, or been gnawed to death by raccoons or other survivors by now. At least it is nice and seasonably sunny, and the air is warm, across the globe - as the weather hasnt had time to reset yet...