Magnificent Creations

Have you ever wanted to inhabit the role of a mad scientist, hellbent on creating chaos within the world for sciences sake? Neither have I but here you have a chance to pretend. Get willing (completely random) test subjects that will let you (you will have to force them (for science!)) modify some of their traits. Give a cat freezing farts, or give the ability for the emu to fly! The world is your oyster, so dont crack it open and carelessly merge things together that shouldnt be together. Credi...