Malfunction (itch) (kedge8bc, tummai)

The year is 2009. NASA telescopes detect an armada of alien warships approaching Earth. Linguists have intercepted and translated their communications. The aliens want only one thing: human blood. If they arent stopped, and soon, the Earth will be destroyed. The United States Earth Protectorate Special Forces sends you, Captain Max Dickman, to face this evil armada alone. The fate of the world is in your hands Captain! Bravely, you hop into your spaceship, the USS ThroatPunch, and kick it into h...