My Derp - The Impossible Virtual Pet Game

Meet your Derp: NOT the cute lovely boring virtual pet you are used to. Be prepared for some action while you take care of him in this impossible and weird adventure. Can you keep him alive? Derp will burp, poop, get really dirty and get himself into freaky accidents you cant even imagine! Can you handle all this mess? Try to keep him well fed, healthy and clean long enough to bring Derp into adulthood and to unlock secret shapes. Play the super fun box minigame and earn coins to buy food, medical supplies and several other items to make sure Derp is surviving his own hash. But be extra carefu...