My Super Cool RPG!!!

So, this kid I know wanted to make a game, right? But hes new to programming, so I said "Why not use RPG Maker?" This is the result. Featuring: - An amazingly written plot not at all derived from a million other fantasy games! - A ton of gameplay with totally original RPG content! - Over 25 uses of the word "cool"! - And not much more! Disclaimer: This game was made for the Pompous Garbage Game Jam. lilTimmy46 is not a real person.