My Uncle Ted Goes to Walmart to Buy Pizza Rolls

Ted, a lifelong enjoyer of pizza rolls, wakes up one day to find his freezer completely empty. In order to restock on his beloved snack, he must venture into the bizarre land of Walmart. Follow Ted on his journey as he encounters many strange people and things... as well as old foes. Will Ted obtain the snack that his heart is so fervently set on, or will he go hungry?