Newsburied

You wake up. Its Monday morning. Ugh. You sit up in your bed and stretch your arms. You grab your phone and start your newsfeed app. You scroll through the news items, reading one horrible headliner after another. You switch to social media but its not better, not really. People rambling about random petty problems. **pling** Incoming mail from your mother forwarding an urgent warning chain mail about chemtrails. You sigh deeply and get out of bed. While the coffee is brewing in the machine you ...