Noire (RandomCouch, Lynx)

You were born when the universe was young. Back when everything was hot, dense and tasty. So delicious in fact, that you ate so much and fell asleep in a food coma! You have been slumbering, until now, rudely awakened by tiny creatures throwing garbage into you. And now awoken, youve had enough. Time to hand out some black eyes and wrecked holes (metaphorically of course). Controls: Move : WASD Dash: Space (Costs 25% of your mass) Red lasers deal minor damage Blue lasers slow you down Pink laser...