Non-Friction Delivery

As the latest Explosive Inc. employee, we welcome you to what will surely be a long* and healthy** career in our explosive delivery warehouse. You will be provided with Perfectly Safe Technologys™ latest anti-friction gun to transport crates of our flagship product, the highly volatile at room temperature “Kaboom 2”, from the end of the production line to the waiting, shielded and refrigerated delivery truck before the “Kaboom 2” gets too hot. Thanks to our generous life insurance policy, you ca...