Oh Sir! The Insult Simulator

The parrot is back from the dead bringing countless new insults for your disposal, Sir! Remember that silly game that parted lovers, destroyed families and turned friends into enemies? Heres its successor that does even more, certainly with more style and more variety. And I have proof! This time you can spread affront to everyone in the world that has Internet access or - if youre not the most sociable - you can sit alone and play with yourself. Nudge nudge. So dont let the parrot die for nothing and tell that grumpy old lady that her husband donated organs for a strange woman lying in a pond...