One Room Dungeon (itch)

Explore a mysterious and exciting dungeon filled with exciting mysteries without ever leaving the same room! Why would you change rooms when clearly this one has all the danger and excitement and danger that one could possibly need?! Come to the One Room Dungeon and live the rest of your newly mysterious-and-exciting life there!!! Please tell your family and friends that you know of the dangers of the One Room Dungeon before coming, thank you. Also this was made for Ludum Dare #37, the theme was...