Pantomime (itch)

You are Raif, born and raised in Syracuse, but now youre here in 2044, outside the Kangaroos Midnight Gentlemans Club on Phobos, carrying a red keycard. You cut into the waiting line to stand with your pal, a sentient vacuum cleaner called Mr Chmod. By "outside", you mean under the life bubble where theres wholesome oxygen, but no freaking sunlight. You oversleep a lot. Because Phobos will break up into rubble within months, everyone in the colony is evacuating, and in honor of the occassion, th...