Pants, Fire, Anvil

What the heck is this game? Pants, Fire, Anvil is a parody of Rock, Paper, Scissors, except all of the chance has been removed. Both sides have EVERYTHING in play at once and its up to you to outmaneuver your opponent and beat the level. How do I play? This is a puzzle game in which the player controls Pants, Fire, and Anvil. Pants moves first, followed by Fire, then Anvil, before repeating the cycle. Pants wants to cover the enemy anvil, Fire wants to roast the enemy pants, and Anvil wants to c...