Party Pooper (Fabrício Guedes Faria, marifujino, Marcos Kenji Uchima, rtaue, marumun)

Its a beautiful night in the realm. The Time Wizard was throwing an amazing birthday party and everyone was invited! The music was great, the guests were having so much fun, but alas, when the time came to eat the cake, disaster struck! When no one was looking, the Knight, a pesky little one, ate ALL THE CAKE. ALL. ALONE! Infuriated, the Time Wizard cast a curse on The Knight! "You shall have the worst dessert-related experience OF THEM ALL! In thirty seconds, the log shall be chopped, the brick shall be laid, the dookie shall be dropped, you shall lose control over your bowels! And it shall h...