Pedicabo (Demo, Alpha v.1.9)

IMPORTANT: MAC USERS PLEASE SCROLL TO THE BOTTOM OF THE INSTALL INSTRUCTIONS. Hi there! Are you a fan of witty satirical commentary? Do you like it when jokes tickle your little cunt in a way that makes your hypothetical tail wag? Do you not know what the actual fuck Im talking about? Good! Come right in and download the white van of video games, Pedicabo (Translating litterally to "Fucktard" in latin)! This is a free demo of a game in development in some 14-year-olds basement/sex torture chamber (Its alright, my five year olds have given me written consent, and spoiler alert, they arent five ...