Phalla

In a land where the hero has already lost and demons have nearly routed humanity, a woman meets a mysterious child and seeks to take back the past shes lost. A text-heavy adventure of misery with no irony completely unbefitting its April Fools release date. The game features approximately one hour of gameplay, spooky scary skeletons, no healing, no stat gains upon leveling up, an easy mode, no villains, absolutely NO "humanity is the true monster after all" type of message, and up to 3 bad endin...