Plight of the Gerbil King (GameJam Edition)

Submission for the 2016 Fall WWU Game Jam! Theme: I Need HelpIn every game, there is one character that shines above all the rest with his desperate cries for help. One who can stand behind an army of loyal henchmen and STILL lose to that pesky lone hero. In our adventure, this is the Gerbil King! Said hero has found your lair, and is invading to smash your precious gerbil-powered doomsday device! Whats a villain got to do to get a break? But alas, youll never win. The heros inexplicable ability to revive from death again and again, and his affinity for cashing in for bigger and better weapons...