Pointless Platforming

Have you ever played a game that was too engaging? Need something to cleanse your gamer palette? Welcome to the limited world of Pointless Platforming. No complicated mechanics, no difficult learning curves, no emotional storylines, just a basic, mediocre platforming experience. People may say: "But... Whats the point of playing something without these key, fundamental features?" Because Mr. Random Person, games are about fun, Pointless Platforming is about wasting an unlimited amount of time on...