POLYARNIK

From the book of POLYARNIK: Beware of sea. Sea hides many dangers, it will make you slow and cold, and also you will need to dry your coat after swimming, which is never nice because you only have one. Beware of ice. Ice might be your friend because you can step on it, but it is also an enemy, as its chunks float around uncharted, only waiting for a chance to bump into your ship. Beware of your friends. Trust me, theres nothing your friends want more than putting a boot up your coat and kick you...