Postal Strike

Congrats on your new job as a Postie! The post must get through. DISPATCH hordes of enemies!  Earn stamps to spend in the stat boosting shop! Deliver post for BIG rewards (even though you're just doing your job?). Why pick one level up upgrade when you can have two as a PACKAGE? Drop parcel bombs from the sky. Permanently boost your Postie. UNSEAL powerful, new Posties. Take on the terrifying Postie Eater. Unlock the super secret endgame Postie...? [REDACTED.gif] Pretty standard stuff really... ...