President Evil (Scrap Games)

My name is Tony Dramp. I am a simple ranger who lives from paycheck to paycheck. One day, I found a book that changed my life. I became president of Amerika! But that book turned out to be an ancient artifact and required payment for its services... Darkness enveloped my house and the forest. Now I need to get to the White House to save the country... Thats my story. What do we have: -Dialogues written by the hobo hired for bottle of vodka - Unique possibility to die. Everywhere. Seriously, if y...