Princess Axolotl of Europa

a sparkly girly mystery story about a princess whos just trying to eat some ice cream, kiss some jellyfish, and make it through her 16th birthday party without getting assassinated! also you can learn cool animal facts oh and there might be some upsetting things like cannibalism and underage kissing and death and dismemberment but i promise its cute and nice "its like cyberpunk trans girl harry potter" "its like freddi fish meets hamlet but with magical girls" "its like gossip girl if serena was a gay lizard" ok heres an actual review: "Its a brilliant blend of dark humour and surrealism deliv...