Rabbit Horror Show

One would never believe that something as extraordinary as this could happen to oneself, but fate had an unusual twist in store for me. Yesterday, as the dark storm clouds gathered ominously in the sky, a bolt of lightning, like a celestial spear, found its target, and that target was me. The force of nature's wrath struck me with a ferocity that defied reason. Incredibly, I did not succumb to death's cold embrace, nor did I bear any visible wounds. It was as if the universe had chosen me for a ...