Relatively Special Deliveries

Relatively Special Deliveries - Delivering the packages of today - tomorrow! Thanks to Einsteins Special Relativity, time slows down for a traveller moving at near light speed. We make use of this property of space-time, plus our expendable employees, to run your future errands! Thats right, for only a handful of SpaceBucks, we will plunge into the far-flung future to deliver things on your behalf. Worried about forgetting your anniversary in 10 years? Were on it! Want to send a birthday present...